"Don’t let negative and toxic people rent space in your head. Raise the rent and kick them out!"

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

(via yelled)

insurrexion:

meladoodle:

me after sex: hey how much xp did i just earn

And did I level up?

(Source: meladoodle, via benzodiazedream)